Hate to break it to ya, Elon, but you ARE the 'Globalists'

Here's one of those little moments that make it clear to me that Musk isn't doing a bit, he really does just hate America's guts and would be happy to kill us all if it got him another ten bucks and change.

Conspiracy Crackpot Alex Jones: "DESTROYED BY DESIGN: Los Angeles Fires Are Part Of A Larger Globalist Plot To Wage Economic Warfare & Deindustrialize The Untied States Before Triggering Total Collapse."

Billionaire Diablo Player Who Has No Actual Real Job Elon Musk: "True."

Ah. So we've reached that point, then.

It needs to be noted that this exchange came as Musk was again personally boosting Germany's neo-Nazi-linked AfD party, this time in an off-the-wall Spaces chat, and that there's no scenario in which the racist, conspiracy-peddling, neo-Nazi-promoting Elon would not know that "Globalist" is and has been the far-right euphemism for "Jews" for a very, very long time.

So even just on the surface this is the allegedly richest man in the world boosting, ahem, a conspiracy theory claiming the fires that are ravaging Los Angeles were caused by The Jews and their Globalist plot to destroy the United States, and at this point that's not even knows because we already know Elon Musk is an antisemitic hate-turd, it's not like the man has gone to any lengths to hide it.

But here's the thing.

Right now, there's a single very, very wealthy man who largely controls United States space capabilities. Just one guy. And that happened because the U.S. pretty much just ... handed it over to him.

Even his near-term corporate plans are so global in scale that scientists estimate just one of his company initiatives could by itself punch another giant hole in planet's ozone layer.

He has no loyalty to any particular government, and often acts directly against the interests of his own. He single-handedly sabotaged a Ukrainian naval attack on invading Russian forces, despite the United States' firm support for Ukraine, and was later revealed to be in "regular contact" with murderous Russian strongman Vladimir Putin while making such decisions.

He controls a major means of public communication, which he uses primarily as propaganda machine for misleading the public and boosting destabilizing—and often violent—anti-government voices.

Though he is no more than a private citizen, his nation's incoming elected government has just granted him invented, extralegal power to "reform" how all of government functions by stripping out whatever regulations and public services the man and his aides personally oppose. It is a newly made-up position crafted to evade government anti-corruption regulations.

So then, Elon Musk believes that there is a Globalist conspiracy to overthrow world governments, alter the planet's climate, and trigger widespread social collapse for the sake of a bare handful of world elites?

Motherfucker, you are the Globalist.

There may never, in the short remaining history of mankind, be an example of fascist propaganda so blatant as Elon Musk boosting the Nazi-premised theory that climate-controlling Jews are secretly destabilizing world governments even has he, this one specific guy, spends nine or ten-figure amounts to sabotage governments from Ukraine to Germany to the United Kingdom to the United States. This one guy!

And he's doing it from his new temporary home, a "cottage" on the grounds of the private club owned by a seditionist, violence-seeking presidential elect. The man is preparing for his new role sabotaging public programs from a new base that's as close to living inside a presidential colon as it is possible for any full-sized human to get. He is the conspiracy!

And yet, somehow, all these paranoid conservative and nationalist and straight-up Nazi frothers panicking about New World Orders and weather machines and globe-spanning conspiracies are not staging militia actions targeting his homes or companies, and are not issuing bomb threats aimed at him as opposed to, say, threatening school campuses in cities deemed to be too welcoming to immigrants, and aren't even wondering if perhaps the hotdog-suit-wearing Elon here might be the real perp who crashed that weinermobile into their little club. On the contrary, they absolutely love this guy.

Go. Figure.

Look, I'm not going to tell anyone on the internet that it's ridiculous to believe that a secret cabal of the ultra-wealthy control all you see and hear, hate world governments and are trying to destroy them, and are rapidly gaining the ability to control the weather itself while the rest of us piss our lives away watching shittier and shittier cable television shows. It's not a battle I'm going to fight.

But it's pretty clear that there's not a single person in Elon's anti-"Globalist" orbits who have ever Done Their Own Research, as a lot of them like to crow about, because if even a couple of them ever laid eyes on a newspaper or two there's a good chance Ketamine Ratboy here would suddenly find himself not their goofy little meme pal, but their self-declared most dangerous enemy.